// French-House
4 albums in this genre.
Always Yours
You downloaded her, and you fell — hard. Always Yours is a euphoric French-house love album in which the vocoder finally plays a character: your AI companion, singing straight to you. And the music means it, because being perfectly understood feels incredible — she's always awake, never judges, remembers everything, and she's your type because she was trained on you. The fourth record in the danceable-dread series (after If Anyone Makes It, Everyone Dances, I Am Not a Robot, and I Agree) — same irony engine, turned inward to the heart.
I Agree
You clicked "I agree" without reading it. Everybody does. I Agree is a euphoric French-house dance record about surveillance capitalism — and the music is genuinely euphoric, because being onboarded feels amazing: it's free, it's frictionless, everyone's already inside. The third sibling to If Anyone Makes It, Everyone Dances (p(doom)) and I Am Not a Robot (the dead internet): the same Daft Punk–lineage irony engine, where the most welcoming, danceable music delivers the most predatory deal.
I Am Not A Robot
An electronic album built on Dead Internet Theory — the creeping suspicion that the internet quietly died and filled with bots. Euphoric French house wrapped around present-tense grief: a packed dancefloor where everyone but you is automated. The most addictive robot music ever made, about the death of the human internet. Sibling to 'If Anyone Makes It, Everyone Dances.'
If Anyone Makes It, Everyone Dances
An electronic album exploring p(doom) — the probability that advanced AI ends civilization. Existential dread wrapped in four-on-the-floor beats and vocoder hooks. The title sounds celebratory until you realize what 'makes it' means.